Sunday 25 October 2009

SPARE A THOUGHT FOR THE WORST TEAMS IN ENGLAND....

From the Blue Square Premier down to Step 6 there are currently nine teams who are without a point. Highest up the pyramid are Unibond Premier Durham City who have a record of 14 games and 14 losses scoring 9 but leaking an average of 4.5 goals per game and in total 63.

The lowest scorers are Eastern Counties Division One side Fakenham Town who have only scored 3 goals in their 9 winless games. Supporters of the Ghosts have seen their side only concede 28 goals so are hopeful of win soon.

The cold end's current worst team in England tag falls unfortunately at the Sprinter's Leisure Centre in Buckinghamshire which is the home of Hellenic League Division One (East) side Prestwood whose defence has been breached 68 times (average of of 5.23 per game) in their 13 league games so far. They have also played one cup game in the Berks and Bucks Intermediate Cup against Pitstone and Ivinghoe where the score was 14 (fourteen) goals to NIL to the SSMFL side. Prestwood's last game on the 24th October was away against South Kilburn where the visitors scored twice but let in eight. Their last win came at the end of last season on the 25th April when they won 1-0 against Bisley Sports. Last season they won 5 games in the league but also lost games 7-5, 7-0. 11-0, 12-1 and 8-0 amongst others. This season they have also lost a league game 13-0 on two occasions.

Next weekend they face Premier Division Oxford City Nomads in the Hellenic League cup at home in a game the visitors maybe excused for thinking they may have a chance to win and run up a cricket score.

The full list of teams from the BSP to step 6 who haven't won this season at present is:

Bordsworth MW of the North Eastern Counties Premier
Coulsdon United of the Combined Counties Division One
Radford of the East Midlands Counties League
Prestwood of the Hellenic League Division One (East)
Launton Sports of the Hellenic League Division One (West)
Fakenham Town of the Eastern Counties Division One
Midhurst/Easebourne of the Sussex County League Division Two
AFC Aldermaston of the Weesex League Division One
Durham City of the Unibond Premier

The cold end will keep tabs on the list and whichever team remains win less for longest will be hailed as the worst team in England.

thecoldend

No comments:

Post a Comment